how the fuck did i manage to make only 70 posts today
what the FUCk
he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben
he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like
maybe i am ben
latino? more like latiyes. end racism now
do you ever wonder if someone sees you on their dash and is like
After noticing (and not being able to unsee) Benedict’s resemblance of Roger from 101 Dalmatians, I just had to do a redraw. I call it…. wait for it…… 221 Dalmatians.
I’m so sorry
ⓗⓔⓐⓡⓣⓛⓔⓢⓢ ♕ | a dirk strider inspired playlist [ listen here ] - 20 tracks, 1hr 16mins
kids, kids, kids are gonna do what they want.
① hey brother avicii
② dont you dare forget the sun get scared
③ marchin on one republic
④ bonfire heart james blunt
⑤ pompeii (cover) bastille
⑥ teenage dirtbag wheatus
⑦ i am not a robot (cover) marina and the diamonds
⑧ therapy all time low
⑨ almost lover a fine frenzy
⑩ something i need one republic
⑪ perfect simple plan
⑫ heroes (cover) david bowie
⑬ the light behind your eyes my chemical romance
⑭ where is my mind the pixies
⑮ too many friends placebo
⑯ the world spins madly on the weepies
⑰ asleep the smiths
⑱ 23 jimmy eat world
⑲ kids mikky ekko
⑳ heartless the fray
art by tumblr user crappy-drawings
On set for the second Haenuli collaboration!